Answer the following questions, and keep track of your answers. Your inner West Ottawa teacher will be revealed below! 

Pick a super power: 

1. Infinite Wisdom 
2. Teleportation 
3. Strength 
4. Mind Reading 
5. Flight 

Pick a pet: 

1. Bernese Mountain Dog 
2. Bald eagle  
3. Snake  
4. Black Lab…maybe even two 
5. I don’t want any 

Pick a vehicle:  

1. Jeep 
2. Motorcycle 
3. Truck 
4. Subaru 
5. I’ll bike 

Pick a sport: 

1. Basketball 
2. I’ll just watch…every single game ever  
3. Volleyball 
4. I’d rather just listen to music 
5. Dance 

Pick a post-high school plan: 

1. University of Michigan 
2. I’m not going to college 
3. Central Michigan University 
4. I’m going to community college first 
5. University of West Florida 

Pick a best friend: 

1. Mr. Dennis 
2. Mr. Klassen 
3. Coach Metz 
4. I’m more of a lone wolf 
5. Mrs. Howard 

Pick a catch phrase:  

1. “That’s quality.” 
2. Is sarcasm a catch phrase? 
3. “It’s Thursday…all day.”  
4. “Resilience. You can do hard things!” 
5. “Show me your eyeballs and earballs.” 

Pick a color: 

1. Green 
2. Yellow
3. Blue 
4. Purple 
5. Orange 

Pick a captain sundae order:  

1. Classic Tommy Turtle 
2. Something off the Captain Sundae secret menu 
3. Literally anything, I have a massive sweet tooth 
4. Vanilla soft serve with rainbow sprinkles 
5. Tommy Turtle, add bananas 

Pick a TV show:  

1. The Office 
2. I’ll split my time between CNN and FOX news 
3. Just let me watch ESPN 
4. The Voice 
5. Dance Moms 

Mostly A’s: You’re Mr. Strobel! 

Mostly B’s: You’re Mr. Taylor!  

Mostly C’s: You’re Mr. Burke!  

Mostly D’s: You’re Ms. Stier!  

Mostly E’s: You’re Mrs. Ruby!